me: i’m done with guys in 2018 i’m focusing on myself to mentally glo and impr
Costco man: hi would u like to try a sample of a cheese :)
me: I Have Feelings For U
a woman: hi, how are you?
a man: hm. see I wouldn’t have phrased it exactly like that. I might have said “hello” or perhaps “salutations.” but the way you said it is cute though.
thesis statement: i just think it’s funny how…
body paragraph: first of all…
conclusion: so next time you…
actual-ironman-tonystark
titankillingl0ngtermb00tycall
Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe
And SCANDAL WTF
Oh jeez, SCANDAL….
….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy
Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….
Oh my god. DEXTER.
THE ACTUAL NEWS
I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design.
what is his plan
